“She should date Eric,” my high school aged sister’s boyfriend says, as I lament a 6 month stale break up.
She looks at him as though he’s nuts and whispers, “His standards are too high.”
I shovel Food Court chinese into my mouth and force a smile.
Katya I meant that he tries to date ACTUAL supermodels calm down
nicki in the background
oHMYGOD taylor’s like “i feel you bro you call them out on their shit” and nicki’s like “gurl he means you”
does anyone else see the guy way back there. that guy that suddenly appears and points at taylor
(via weekendatambipoms)
“Sarcasm is my only defense”
(Source: hoechlin-obrien, via perfectstilinski)
Why can’t I be cute and thin and have people like me? Why am I short and fat and unwanted by almost everyone?